Rude Health Cafe

Kiln House, 212 New Kings Rd, London SW6 4NZ, United Kingdom
+44 7954 142322
$$$ Cafe
(183 Reviews)
Price Range £1–10

Welcome to the heart of Fulham, where the vibrant Rude Health Cafe serves not just a meal, but a wholesome experience that nourishes both body and soul. Nestled at 212 New Kings Rd, this charming café is easy to spot, thanks to its eye-catching pink façade—a beacon for health-conscious foodies and casual café-goers alike.

The atmosphere is warm and inviting, a perfect blend of casual comfort and modern aesthetics. The friendly staff greets you with genuine smiles, eager to guide you through a menu bursting with flavour and creativity. Whether you're on a post-workout fuel-up or a leisurely brunch escape, Rude Health Cafe delivers with flair.

When it comes to drinks, their coffee selection is a revelation for caffeine lovers. Imagine sipping on a Flat White (£3.55) crafted from their carefully sourced beans, or perhaps you'd prefer a creamy Matcha Latte (£4.00) that not only delights your palate but boosts your health. For tea enthusiasts, their variety of flavorful teas at £2.50 provides the perfect, calming companion to your meal.

The food menu is a testament to Rude Health’s commitment to healthy yet fulfilling dining. Kickstart your day with a delicious Bacon Brioche (£4.50) or indulge in their Classic Porridge (£3.50)—made with Rude Health's signature almond drink and customizable with toppings like mixed berries and honey. Lunchtime favorites like the Lentil Cauliflower Dahl (£8.20) and Chicken Caesar Salad (£7.50) ensure that health and taste harmoniously collide on your plate.

But it’s not just the food that captures hearts at Rude Health. Personal reviews emphasize the harmonious blend of flavours and friendly service that give patrons a memorable dining experience. Customer F. Krugier admired the extensive non-dairy options available, perfect for those with dietary preferences. Adepa Mimi raved about the food's satisfying portion sizes while suggesting a weekend brunch menu extension, a sign of how much people enjoy what Rude Health has to offer. Another customer, Elle Croneen, noted the ever-evolving menu that highlights seasonal ingredients, ensuring freshness in every bite.

Whether you're here for a quick drink, a leisurely lunch, or to stock up on Rude Health's unique health products, the café's passion for healthy living shines through. And while currently lacking restroom facilities, the cozy interior and outdoor seating provide a delightful environment to unwind.

In conclusion, Rude Health Cafe is more than just a stop for coffee or a meal; it’s a delightful embodiment of a healthy lifestyle set against the charming backdrop of Fulham. Come and indulge your senses—you might just find your new favorite cafe!

Service options
Outdoor seating
Takeaway
Dine-in
Delivery
Highlights
Great coffee
Great dessert
Great tea selection
Popular for
Breakfast
Lunch
Solo dining
Good for working on laptop
Accessibility
Wheelchair-accessible entrance
Wheelchair-accessible seating
Offerings
Coffee
Free water refills
Healthy options
Organic dishes
Quick bite
Vegetarian options
Dining options
Breakfast
Brunch
Lunch
Dessert
Seating
Table service
Amenities
Toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Trendy
Crowd
Family friendly
Payments
Credit cards
Debit cards
NFC mobile payments
Credit cards
Pets
Dogs allowed
Openings Hours
Checking

Monday

07:30 AM - 02:30 PM

Tuesday

07:30 AM - 02:30 PM

Wednesday

07:30 AM - 02:30 PM

Thursday

07:30 AM - 02:30 PM

Friday

07:30 AM - 02:00 PM

Saturday

Closed

Sunday

Closed

183 Reviews
F. Krugier

14 Sep 2025

How rude that they only have a cafe in Fulham ;) Stumble across this cafe when I was done with my PT session. The cafe is kinda tucked away from the main street but you definitely can't miss the pink building and see the name Rude Health Cafe. It's also opposite the Putney tube station. I only wanted a coconut latte but I was given more choices as they had a huge selection of non-dairy products for your coffee, and the lovely lady that I spoke to gave me a whole intro which product they use depending on what texture, the flavour they want to achieve. Just blew my mind so this is my go to cafe after my gym. Looking forward to explore the different drinks and flavour they are able to make from their product.

Adepa Mimi (itsadepamimi)

11 Jul 2025

I loved eating here! The food was not heavy but very filling .....I was full for hours after. Staff were friendly, but... My only gripe was that the brunch menu is only on weekends. I suggest maybe you should take pre paid brunch orders/reservations for the weekdays... If someone has travelled far to enjoy a bit of luxury healthy eating, it's not really fair to send them away with out what they want. I guess this is a happy medium! I would definitely visit again!!

Elle Croneen

09 Jul 2025

Great coffee with all the milk alternatvies (and coffee alternatives!), and even better food! Their menu is constantly changing to more seasonal produce but always delicious! The staff are smiley and helpful and you can buy loads of great rude health products in the cafe as well!

Matthias Poynder-Meares

14 Jun 2025

Fabulous food and beverages, great service and both indoor and outdoor seating. No loo at present so go beforehand. Charging sockets provided inside! Would recommend the pancakes and the Avocado toast with all the trimmings

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